Giggle for the Day

George Bush is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill with a senior
member of Congress when he meets a little girl carrying a small
basket with a blanket over it. Curious, he says to the
girl, "What's in the basket?".

She replies, "New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him.
"How nice" says Bush. "What kind are they?". The little girl says
says, "Republicans". Bush smiles and pats the little girl on the
head and they continue on.

About three weeks later, he and another Congressional colleague are
again strolling around Capitol Hill when he sees the little girl
again with the same basket. Bush says to his colleague; "Watch
this, it's very cute" and they approach the little girl. Bush asks
the girl how the kittens are and she says fine. He then says, "What
kind of kittens are they?" and she replies,"Democrats." Somewhat
abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"

"I know," she says." But now their eyes are open".